Sandwiches or Money
Would you rather have the ability to clap your hands and produce out of thin air the perfect sandwich OR would you rather have $40million?
posted by Brandon at 10:44 AM
Friday, November 17, 2006
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Personally, it's a really tough choice, but I think I would go with sandwich. I would love to have a successful little business selling the perfect sandwiches-- I could make a lot of money anyway.
Plus you would get to taste the Platonic ideal of what a sandwich should be.
such a tough question, either way youre probably gonna have a great life, so i say the sandwich so at least you are productive.
i do see a downside though because the sandwich isnt wrapped when it appears which could leave you with a bit of a problem, thats for another question though
Screw the $40 million. As you've already pointed out, when your means of production in creating the perfect sandwich is hand-clapping you can make a fortune on a whim.
Plus, what's $40 million when the universe decays into a big entropic mass? At least you can look at that entropic mass and say, at one point, son, before the universe was totally converted over to useless heat-like energy, I tasted the perfect sandwich over and over again.
Unfortunately, both you and your son would also be useless heat energy. I would say, "Damn entropy," but I don't want to hate what I will some day be.
I'd rather have the 40 million, cause, I could just get someone to make me the best sandwich ever. Besides, what if you get tired of that sandwich and want something new in your life? You're just stuck with that sandwich, not 40 million dollars.
Besides, I hear money can get you anything you want nowadays, maybe you can just buy the ability.
And...that means that everytime you clap...sandwich.
After a while your friends will tired of sandwiches falling on their heads and will stop inviting you to parties.
You boys are a little crazy. $40 grand kids... $40 grand.
Well...In question you didn't say "clap your hands TOGETHER"...so technically whatever clapping sound your hands make you will make a sandwich...think about it...no more high/low 5s...no more spanking during sex...no more bitch slapping...$40 million for me...
Yes, I would definately go with 40Mil, since what if I lost my hands to a freaky accident? Also, 40 mil is instantaneous glory to buy a Wii. The benefits of starting a business from a perfect sandwitch would at least take 1-2 full years to create a location, become famous and start a franchise market. Thus yeah 40 mil.
Yeah, definityl the 40 mil, you know how much of your life would be consumed just to make one mil?
I guess if it was so good that people would pay 30$+ for a sandwich, but I would guess most people would find alternatives.
You dont need the perfect sandwich, only a really good one. and $40 will buy you alot of them. Plus with the privacy you'd get by just secretly taking the money compared to being harassed close-to 24/7 by people to make sandwiches all day. Plus, I really think one with sandwich-making powers would someday get abducted by the government for experimenting.
Im actually surprised so many went with the sandwich over the cash. The cash value would have to be somewhere around 2-3 mil for the alternative to be considered.
Apologies if if this response was gramaticallly crappy for some, in a monotone state atm.
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