Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. I doubt any of you have ever seen this movie. I about cried to tears of disgust, yet somehow was entertaining. Jesus Christ plays a role in current day society where he takes the role of a super hero-vampire hunter who takes care of the overwhealming growth of vampires and their underlings along with a vast gay/lesbian group. Jesus Christ on the other hand prances around with his posse who frequently breaks out into song and dance. Cover your eyes children this is one movie that might scar you for life. MUHAHAHA! (Or so is my intent)
please delete the last post. Troy is at the top of my list. and for those who havent posted yet, im geussing we are talking mainstream cinema not egides trash. and yes egide i chuckled inside when i saw someone i dont know bash about a movie you own
i agree with egide....there are worse movies out there than jesus christ vampire hunter...you just have to sift through the waste....lets see...hmmmmmm....anything with tim allen...
i just cant stand that son of a bitch...does anyone really think he's funny? does he think he's funny?
i say we all go out...get some trucks...get some chains...and have us a good ol' fashioned tim allen drag!!!
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The Transporter. Why were those Chinese people in boxes? Why did the writers give up on the plot? Why did I watch that movie?
"Jingle All The Way"...Arnold + Christmas + Comedy = (BAD)(BAD)....yea..thats Bad squared.
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. I doubt any of you have ever seen this movie. I about cried to tears of disgust, yet somehow was entertaining. Jesus Christ plays a role in current day society where he takes the role of a super hero-vampire hunter who takes care of the overwhealming growth of vampires and their underlings along with a vast gay/lesbian group. Jesus Christ on the other hand prances around with his posse who frequently breaks out into song and dance. Cover your eyes children this is one movie that might scar you for life. MUHAHAHA! (Or so is my intent)
Boys and Girls
It's a freddie prince jr movie, enough said.
I own Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, and yet I've seen much worse. The creeping terror was so bad the producers lost the audio track for the movie.
That last post was me, I hit enter by mistake. Oh and The Village was easily the worst mainstream movie I've ever seen.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
please delete the last post.
Troy is at the top of my list.
and for those who havent posted yet, im geussing we are talking mainstream cinema not egides trash.
and yes egide i chuckled inside when i saw someone i dont know bash about a movie you own
Adaptation
...but I'm willing to give it a second chance and watch it again. I can't quite put my finger on why I dislike it.
o adaptation is great... o and great question brandon, my style
i agree with egide....there are worse movies out there than jesus christ vampire hunter...you just have to sift through the waste....lets see...hmmmmmm....anything with tim allen...
i just cant stand that son of a bitch...does anyone really think he's funny? does he think he's funny?
i say we all go out...get some trucks...get some chains...and have us a good ol' fashioned tim allen drag!!!
tim allen drag?!
"i just cant stand that son of a bitch...does anyone really think he's funny? does he think he's funny?
i say we all go out...get some trucks...get some chains...and have us a good ol' fashioned tim allen drag!!!"
pushing it alil much, man =)
Btw, I believe he's aiming more towards family/child comedy than college humor. (toy story, santa claus, that dog movie)
And as for worst movie for me. From what Ive seen, Hostage, definitly. Dull plot with horrible acting by pretty much every one but maybe willis.
Thats easy... "Dark Water" by far... I lost an hour and a half of my life that day and will never get it back.
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